Saturday, April 26, 2008

About me

I really don't know why people keep this section on blogs. My faith in the human race does not lead me to believe a word of what I see in this section, unless it is something so blatantly boring that it has to be the truth. Something like this.

"My name is XYZ. I am 5 feet and 10 inches tall with brown eyes and a great patch of hair. I studied in Guduvanchery Engg College, I.T dept and currently working for Mannar and Company. I have been to the United States of America three times in the past five years for onsite project. I like it there. It is nice. My hobbies are listening to music, watching movies, playing cricket and making jokes about Silambarasan and his excuse for a father. I am looking for a nice girl to marry. She should be tall, fair, beautiful, not so smart, but working and making lots of money, but not more than me. If anybody knows girl like this or any girl interested, I can be reached at loose_paiyan@kirukku.com or you can reach me on orkut by searching for loose paiyan. I checked, there is only one profile with that name - Ha Ha Ha."

I mean seriously, come on. The more sympathetic characters would term that as innocence and probably be impressed by it, but any way I cut it, I cant seem to call it anything other than stupidity.

The other way you go about this is by being the witty smart ass. Now, this is a problem too you know. Everybody thinks they are witty and smart. Lets say, something like this.

"That is for me to know and for you to find out."

All I have to say to that is, Fuck You.

Me, of course I have this section filled in too on this blog. Currently it reads, "If you think love is the work of God then genius is the work of the Devil"

If you realise, that says a lot about me without actually saying anything at all.

I am going to change it now. So, check out the new "About me". The point is not what I put in there, but what you make of it.

What do you make of it ?

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