My tribute to Kollywood

There are certain inalienable facts associated with Kollywood. I will attempt to list a few.

• VijayKanth movies are complete entertainers. Ennatha solli, ennatha panni !!!
• Actress Namitha apparently claimed she would have become an athlete had she not become an actress. Adee paavi !!!
• Satyaraj coupled with Kaundamani make for awesome comedy. Aaeeiii, who is the disturbance !!!
• Vadivel is mass comedy while Vivek is class comedy. Ennathadhu seru pillai thanamaa !!!
• Hollywood movies develop a new flavour when dubbed into Tamil or Telugu.
• People will watch anything, atleast once. Makkal are very understanding. Also totally vetti.
• Natural science ceases to exist in the world where movies are made. Newton sonnadhu ellam poi.
• Size doesn't matter. The villain will always go flying in the air, most often through something or someone. Dhoo da.
• Satyaraj's reply when asked whether he will act as a villain, "Nichiyama. Aana adutha padathula enkooda herova nadhichavaru villaina nadikanum. Naaney eppovum adi vaanga mudiyadhu illa". Nakkal Mannan.
• Anyone can act as a college student. Age absolutely no bar. Satyaraj claims he's a 12th class student in "Englishkaren"

There is so much more to write. But i'm totally overwhelmed by emotions. Mudiyalaya Raasa.

Meanwhile, c'mon I say. Padam edukkuravanukku avvalavu erundha padam paakaravanukku evvalavu erukkum. We'll watch anything that comes our way.